The Questions Game

So, this post is just a conversation I had with a friend over Skype. It's called the Questions Game. Basically, you have to reply to someone's question with another question. Here is our conversation:

Yeah. Are you familiar with the questions game?


[9:45:16 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): should i be?

[9:45:24 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Do you know the rules?

[9:45:31 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): did you tell me once before?

[9:45:51 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Don't you remember the last time we played it?

[9:46:02 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): are you sure that was me?

[9:46:11 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Do you have a twin?

[9:46:51 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): didn't you know that?

[9:47:13 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Are you aware that I have short-term memory?

[9:47:29 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): are you sure you told me about that?

[9:47:42 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: ...who am I talking to again?

[9:47:53 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): do you really want to know?

[9:48:13 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Do you have any objections to telling me?

[9:48:33 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): if i did would you be angry?

[9:48:54 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Have I ever been angry with you before?

[9:49:26 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): you really don't remember?

[9:50:43 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: was it that time you gave me a potato for Christmas?

[9:51:53 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): wasn't it a celing tile?

[9:53:10 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Wasn't the ceiling tile the year before?

[9:53:24 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): is ceiling right?

[9:54:23 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Do you have a dictionary handy?

[9:54:32 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): can you pass me some batteries?

[9:55:07 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Do you have a PAPER dictionary handy?

[9:55:16 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): how old are you?

[9:55:33 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Have you forgotten already?

[9:56:48 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): do you have any idea how hard it is to remember big numbers?

[9:57:11 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Could you give me an example of one?

[9:57:34 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): can you get me a number dictionary?

[9:58:09 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: What's that?

[9:58:24 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): did you learn anything in school?

[9:59:20 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Would you believe me if I said I learned how to b.s. my way through anything?

[9:59:40 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): would you believe it if i believed you?

[10:00:38 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Would you believe it if I believed you believed me?

[10:01:13 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): would you believe it if i believed you beliving in your belief?

[10:01:35 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Wouldn't you do the same?

[10:01:45 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): why didn't you keep going?

[10:02:10 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Why keep going when you're already ahead?

[10:02:34 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): if less is more, can you imagine how much more more would be ?

[10:03:06 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Can you explain that in the form of a picture?

[10:03:31 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): would you understand it if i explained it using an accordian?

[10:04:07 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: What kind of accordian?

[10:04:40 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): there is more than one kind?

[10:05:35 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Didn't you know that?

[10:05:51 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): do you think it's common knowledge?

[10:06:55 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Are you from a European background?

[10:07:54 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): is sweden european?

[10:09:08 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Could you check for me?

[10:09:22 PM
Edited 10:09:26 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): do you have a map printed before 1913?

[10:10:00 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Didn't I give my only copy of that to you?

[10:10:29 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): would you be mad if i lost it?

[10:10:57 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Do you have any idea how hard it was to get that???????

[10:11:25 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): do you want me to buy you a new one?

[10:11:46 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Do you know WHERE TO FIND a new one?

[10:12:34 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): do you know where my grandma's old folks home is?

[10:13:04 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Is her name Sophia?

[10:13:28 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): is yours?

[10:13:46 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: How did you know that's my real name?

[10:14:25 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): how did you not know i knew that?

[10:15:39 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: How did you not know I didn't know you knew that?

[10:15:46 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): do you want to hear something funny?

[10:15:58 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Do you want to tell me?

[10:18:02 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): did you know when my textbook for N3 makes a mistake in the english translation, they always have "I heard a bakery opened in the station building"?

[10:18:30 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: What's N3?

[10:19:04 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): do you know the japanese profiency exam?

[10:19:16 PM] ryanhamiltonfromthefuture: Who doesn't?

[10:20:02 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): that's a good question.

[10:20:06 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): okay you win

[10:20:14 PM] Hilary (lule-bell): i'm going to try and call my parents